Kin
on the Aussie Bloggers
Forum
was so kind to organise a Secret Santa for forum participants.
Yesterday my secret Santa present arrived and it is an absolute hoot. The bits I received were pretty cool (see image on the right), but the message, which I share with you below, made me laugh and chuckle all the way to the end.
"Buying for a man, who is in on "office" swap, is HARD! So I asked my husband "What do all men want in their office?" He told me ...
- Something topless. (check √)
- Something to keep track of all those numbers offered to him at the christmas party. (little black book - check √)
- Something to keep his tip protected. (whatever that means???!) (liquid paper - check √)
- The opportunity for something 'sticky' (notes - check √)
- Something to label home made movies with, so they are not distributed around the office. (DVD marker - check √)
- A supply of plastics, scented + glow in the dark. ( check √ - I hope small is ok? ;-)
- Office Bullsh!t ... (will reindeer sh!t do?) - √ check
Merry Christmas!
I hope you are not easily offended, if so ... I apologogise now :(, if not, enjoy :)
Not so secret Santa
(I am a string red vegetable - can you guess?)"
Well, now I have to work out what a "string red vegetable is". Can you guys help me please :-) and leave me a comment with your guess who my secret santa is.
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